Pet Rock 2026
NOTES: The Pet Rock: A Eulogy for the Joke We Paid $30 to Bury Us With
We are paying a 3,000% markup on domestic slag. The 2026 Pet Rock isn't a wellness trend; it's a cardboard coffin for an algorithmically exhausted society.
Pet Rock 2026
We are paying a 3,000% markup on domestic slag. The 2026 Pet Rock isn't a wellness trend; it's a cardboard coffin for an algorithmically exhausted society.
Wetware
Neuralink's $9B wetware problem is a dog's breakfast. Your brain isn't a motherboard, mates—it's a hostile environment bricking their forever-chip.