Apple
Is Apple's Vision Pro a biometric vampire? We break down the thermodynamics of spatial computing and the severe privacy costs of strapping a high-powered computer directly to your face.
Data Centers
Examining the physical reality of Sovereign AI. When nation-states trade oil futures for massive GPU clusters, the hardware supply chains and cooling systems become heavily leveraged
Plastic Wiretap
Bandai's Tamagotchi Paradise is a 16-bit grift. From 4-minute parasocial latency to auctioning your kid's empathy, uncover the truth of this wiretap.
Britpop Swindle
Cool Britannia was a scam. Discover how MI5 sold you a Union Jack, crushed Shoegaze, and left you paying the water bill in a cheap parka. Grab a coffee.
Silicon Valley Hubris
Battling Sedona humidity and lukewarm coffee, Marcus breaks down Quibi's $1.75B Pet Rock grift and why 2026 AI video bros are selling you empty boxes.
High-Bandwidth Tomb
Paradromics promises seamless BCI integration, but your brain's firewall is building a high-bandwidth tomb. A dog's breakfast of tech-fail and digital rot.
GPU Burn Rate
Smell the ozone in the Mission? We're burning millions in GPU-hours to log AI hallucinations. There's always money in the CoreWeave banana stand.
Dynatrace
Unpacking the deterministic AI grift at Dynatrace. When an agentic operations system burns GPU cycles and hallucinates root causes, the resulting technical debt falls squarely on the shoulders of on-call engineers.
AI Ghost Ship
Rome's flagship AI hub is a 3MW ghost ship boiling the Tiber. Vertiv's liquid cooling is a thermodynamic shell game, and you are footing the bill.
Digital Mausoleum
Second Life isn't a utopia; it's a digital mausoleum. Discover how psychographic inflation and compute debt turned users into janitors of a server farm.
Roman Numeral Analysts
Presenting as a Steinway but you're just a kazoo with a good marketing budget. The market is a cathedral on a swamp, and your 4-second mask is slipping.
Polyester Graveyard
Your 90s retirement plan is off-gassing in a basement. Explore the tragicomedy of the Beanie Baby crash, from dial-up dreams to landfill liabilities.