Cassandra Protocol
S01E69 : SURVEILLANCE UNCANNY 2/2 : THE FURBY
The privacy firewall wasn't shattered by brute force. It was invited in. Extracting the genesis files of the 1998 Furby and the Surveillance Uncanny.
Surveillance Uncanny
Cassandra Protocol
S01E41 : SURVEILLANCE UNCANNY 1/3 : TAMAGOTCHI
The silence in the child's bedroom is a lie. It's a raw data stream. The Cassandra Protocol opens the Surveillance Uncanny Archive to expose the breach.
Cloud-Tethered Liquidity Risk
AUDIT: The Tamagotchi: The Architecture of the Surveillance Uncanny: Systemic Fragility and the 16-Bit Emotional Liability
The 2026 Tamagotchi desync wasn't glitch-grief; it was systemic collapse. Discover the acoustic telemetry and COPPA violations hiding in 16-bit toys.
Plastic Wiretap
NOTES: The Tamagotchi: The 16-Bit Grift: How Bandai Turned Your Kid's Pet into a Plastic Wiretap
Bandai's Tamagotchi Paradise is a 16-bit grift. From 4-minute parasocial latency to auctioning your kid's empathy, uncover the truth of this wiretap.