S01E79 : HUMANOID ROBOTICS 3/3 : AGILITY / FIGURE AI
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The Cassandra Files — forensic audio drama. Katie audits the books, Marcus kills the spin, Killian opens the file. About · Latest · Themes
THE FILE
The archive unlocks on 17 August 2026. File S01E79 is now live. We are pulling the warehouse deployment logs for Agility and Figure AI. The question is no longer if the bipedal machine can walk, but who absorbs the cost when it inevitably trips.
THE THEME
Labor arbitrage dressed up in bipedal steel. They want to mass-produce dexterity, replacing fragile human muscle with titanium chassis that seize up in the heavy dust of a warehouse floor. But the brutal math of scaling a mechanical workforce cannot be hidden forever. The capital bleeds out in real-time while the algorithms struggle to teach a ten-million-dollar skeleton how to hold a simple broom.
THE ROOM
Katie's ledger is already open to the CAPEX line. Marcus is circling the warehouse floor. Digit 03 is still loading. Play.